tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19281489139599311692011-04-21T12:45:25.843-07:00My Campaign to Marry Adam Lambert! Join it!The Wedding Guruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00748162939401551397noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1928148913959931169.post-84916127266262622712009-05-25T05:29:00.000-07:002009-05-25T10:33:12.043-07:00Dear Adam Lambert,<div><br /></div><div>Marry me!  I realize I don't have the qualities you look for, I'm missing a couple of essential parts, and have some extra parts which aren't on your list.  However, I will make you incredibly happy.  For instance, I'm exceptional at finding the special qualities you do look for, the ones I'm missing.</div><div><br /></div><div>Of course, our marriage won't be legal as I'm already happily married.  And I won't let you wear the dress at our wedding, at least not a white one.  But we would have a fantastically beautiful wedding, with fantastically beautiful men, delightfully wicked decorations, and if you wear that suit from the American Idol finale, or should I call it costume, I'll even let you sing!</div><div><br /></div><div>If you don't want to marry me, I'll understand of course.  You can, of course, make me your faghag instead. May I suggest we create a special type of marriage, which celebrates the faghag and her mate. We'll even create a new business for it and call it Unique Matrimony.</div><div><br /></div><div>I picture black streamers, a dark chocolate cake, Chippendale dancers, and lots of Billy Idol type clothing.  The invitations will read "costume and makeup required".</div><div><br /></div><div>If this blatant attempt to wear my wedding dress again has failed, may I suggest I plan your wedding in Iowa? I guess Clay Aiken is out of the question? Oh well, noone loves a drama queen anyhow. Or, if you really want to have some fun, your friends and my friends can throw a big gala wedding in front of Brigham Young University.</div><div><br /></div><div>But I still think you should <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">marry me AdamLamber</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">t</span>!</div><div><br /></div><div>PS: Honeymoon at the Vatican ok for you? BYOM (Bring Your Own Man)</div><div><br /></div><div>All my best,</div><div><br /></div><div>Alex</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1928148913959931169-8491612726626262271?l=marrymeadamlambert.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Wedding Guruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00748162939401551397noreply@blogger.com0